Fast Friday: Thumper on the Bumper

If Easter Bunnies Bring eggs, 

What do Easter Chickens bring?

Boys and girls,

Ladies and gents,

This is the place,

Where I toss my two cents.

Easter is coming,

It will be here quite soon,

And I have me an offer,

That will make you all swoon.

I'll save this announcement,

For down at the end.

HEY NOW, be patient!

You can wait, my dear friend.

Before we go forth,

And announce the surprise,

I present to you sentences!

Here...

Feast your eyes!

Okay, enough with the rhyming. Here are this week's Fast Friday folks!

Author: Brett Williams

Steamy smiles and sudsy seduction in a pelting spray brings warmth to my heart.

About the Author: Fast and fun, the writing of Brett Williams is sure to thrill readers. Follow him on Facebook and look for his self-published anthology "Friction: Sex-Crazed Tales" coming this summer.

 

Author: Charity Smith

Brides and babies merit their own, while April's benefits another. And those who do not indulge are often labeled hygienically challenged. They stink.

About the Author: Charity Smith is a mother, a sister, a daughter, and a friend. Her sense of humor offsets her blazing opinions and makes for an entertaining bit of intelligence. Her personal blog can be found over at her Oddball Mind blog, and for topics of a more political nature, check out her King of the Forest blog.

What?

*sigh* Yeah, yeah, you're tired of waiting.

Okay, okay, I give.

Know the saying, "don't put all your eggs in one basket"?

Well...

For those of you who have haven't either won or purchased "Ebin's Heart", you now have the opportunity to once again be entered to win a copy. Not only that... there are other surprises in store also!

Since you've finished reading here, pop on over to "The Smudge" and find out about The Easter Blog Hop I'm participating in, courtesy of Alanna Coca!

WOAH! Not so fast...

Don't just go off on a MAD DASH...

Leave in style with a HOP, SKIP, and a JUMP!

Okay, NOW you can go. *wink*