March 8, 2010

Mad Monday: Guest Who?

Peek-a-Boo
I see YOU!
If you missed my post over at "The Smudge", then you missed my big announcement about two lovely ladies who will be suffering a bit o' Heather probing during the month of April! Yep, two authors, two new releases, and a whole lot of fun. 

But...

There's more!

Right here, on this very blog, during the same month of April.

I have a very special guest lined up whom I found to be probe worthy, and who smiled and promised to enjoy every minute of it. Mwahahaha!

Before I tell you who it is, I want you to take a look over to the left. No, no. You're other left, yes, right there. No, not you. Oh, pooh! <<<<<==== THAT left. See the section marked FAST FRIDAY? Yeah? Well, St. Patrick's Day is my birthday, and since I don't have any sinister plans on that day, I figured I'd share a bit of fun anyway. I'd like as many "Leprechaun One Liners" and "Leprechaun Pickup Lines" as possible, to share on this here "Blahg" for this week's Fast Friday post as a way to kick off my birthday week!

Also, tomorrow I'll be over at Lisa Leibow's Fodder For Fiction where I talk about the bare bones true to life story that served as the inspiration behind "Ebin's Heart".

What? Oh, yeah, right. Enough of me. Let's get to the guest.

Coming to this blog on April 12th, is a man who has written over fifty books, four of which are now on their way to becoming movies. He has 9 cats, a wonderful wife, a list of witty quips and quotes as long as my arm, and he likes to create characters that run around "Snick~snick~snick".

Give up?

Yes, it's the fantastic, Mr. Ray Garton! (Insert you very own fan girl squeal here...yes, you too boys LOL)

So, what do you not know about this man who likes to run with "Scissors"? What would you like to know? Come share in the fun on the 12th of April and help me pick his brain. *maniacal laughter* Yeah, I know. Not scary...

So, to recap.
     Leprechaun One Liners and Pickup Lines (bring em'!)
     Fodder For Fiction
     Fast Friday Post
     A couple weeks of waiting (while I go on vacation Mwahahaha!)
     Then... Yvonne Nicolas and Abby Wood over at "The Smudge"
     And... Ray Garton here at "The Blahg".
Got it?
Good!
    

3 comments:

crucify_brett said...

I want the details about Ray's upcoming movies!

Anonymous said...

Ask him if he's named his penis.

Ms. Heather said...

Brett, I think lots of people do. :P

Anonymous... come ask him yourself. :D

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