Fast Friday: Excess BAGgage!

Paper or Plasic?

Let's find out!

 

Ahh, what a fantastic Friday! Next week plans to be better. In honor of my BIRTHDAY/St. Patrick's day (yes, I get to COMPETE with that LOL), the new prompt is something a little festive. I want a leprechaun one liner. What do I mean? Mwahahaha! 

A leprechaun walks into a bar... A leprechaun walks into a store... A leprechaun hits on a stripper... A leprechaun shoves his hands in his pockets... I don't care what the poor little guy DOES, I want to know what he says. Best leprechaun one liner or pick up line you can come up with!

And I better get lots. That's all I really want for my birthday! *wink*

~But for now, I give you~

~Wet paper baggage!~

Title: Perforated Personality
Author: Bryan Lee Peterson

He had that young smart-ass attitude about him, snarky, but he wasn't very good at it; you didn't need a lot to cut through his lack of wit, you could poke through with a finger.

About the Author: Writing and music and steampunk, oh my! What do these three things have in common? They are a few of the many sides to Bryan Lee Peterson. He's also doing a writing game. Want to find out more? Check out Mind of Bryan or catch up with him on Facebook or Twitter. Thanks Bryan!

Title: Fast Green
Author: Charity Smith

The environmentally conscious woman ran across the grocery store parking lot in the downpour.

About the Author: WOO HOO! The Oddball Mind is back! This political King of the Forest pulls no punches when it comes to going green. Forget paper, try Charity! And bring on the rain!

Title: Plopping Pills
Author: Avery Cooper

She ran for the bus clutching her just-filled drug prescription when she dropped the parcel into a puddle and, as the bus pulled away, watched its papery wrap soak up mud and what looked like a bit of oil, making that moment the rottenest cap on a perfectly rotten day.

About the Author:  Also known as The Joggler in the blog circuit, Ms. Avery can make a bad day entertaining, and good days as well. She can be found on Facebook or Twitter, and check out her blog for information and fun in a wide array of topics and opportunities.

Title: Make it a Double
Author: Heather Wildman

A man with a grizzled-gray beard, matted hair, tattered clothes, and the foul smell of one who hasn’t bathed in who knows how long, sat between two large green dumpsters in the alley behind the liquor store and tipped up the bottle hidden by a thin layer of brown from which the soggy mass of once crisp new paper balled off onto his fingers with each pull from his alcohol friend—the only friend he had in the world—and he thought to himself as he reached for his hidden panhandling sign, “It’s about time for a new one. Yes, it’s ‘bout that time.”

About the Author: Want to find out more about me? I have two guest blogs coming up, one on March 9th (check out the Mad Lib style prompt she devised as this months fun writing game) and the other on March 23rd (this amazing woman has several months of great information by authors, artists and publishers lined up, with a new post daily!).

 

Yes this is me. I'm wishing for lots of leprechaun love.

Bring on the one liners. Due by March 11, 2010 at 8pm PST.

And I have faith, because...

You guys are the bestest!

SEE YOU ALL MONDAY!